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whytheyrehot

18th Nov 2009

Wednesday // 5pm // 2 years ago
whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: His smile.  It can range anywhere from “I’m so sweet and innocent” to “yeah, I know this look will make you drop your pants.”  Imagine waking up to this the morning after a hot fuck. Speaking of which… His ass.  Some may say he’s not packing in the package department, but don’t try to tell yourself that this doesn’t make up for it.  His whole hips/ ass department are enough to make you wet your panties.  You know the drill, bathroom’s on the right. His lips. Pillowy, puffy, pouty, perfect.  Don’t tell me you don’t want those all over every inch of your body. The Uriegasms.  That’s right, folks, Mr. Urie has a habit of looking quite…euphoric while performing.  Plus, he does this on stage sometimes.  If he’s that turned on just singing on stage, imagine how turned on he’ll be whispering hot nonsense into your ear…in bed. He’s super hyper, admitting to having ADD.  What does this mean for you? Nothing, other than he’ll be the most fun person you’ve ever met and this translates over to the bedroom…if you catch my drift. {submission}

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. His smile.  It can range anywhere from “I’m so sweet and innocent” to “yeah, I know this look will make you drop your pants.”  Imagine waking up to this the morning after a hot fuck. Speaking of which…
  2. His ass.  Some may say he’s not packing in the package department, but don’t try to tell yourself that this doesn’t make up for it.  His whole hips/ ass department are enough to make you wet your panties.  You know the drill, bathroom’s on the right.
  3. His lips. Pillowy, puffy, pouty, perfect.  Don’t tell me you don’t want those all over every inch of your body.
  4. The Uriegasms.  That’s right, folks, Mr. Urie has a habit of looking quite…euphoric while performing.  Plus, he does this on stage sometimes.  If he’s that turned on just singing on stage, imagine how turned on he’ll be whispering hot nonsense into your ear…in bed.
  5. He’s super hyper, admitting to having ADD.  What does this mean for you? Nothing, other than he’ll be the most fun person you’ve ever met and this translates over to the bedroom…if you catch my drift.

{submission}

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